You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.
Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE
MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME
WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON
THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST
I’M GONNA FUCKING
I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN
do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
or look at them…
The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .
One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.
The Bat, eh?
What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!
GUYS! how does this not have 10000 notes already?! Seriously! this is awesome…
COME MY MINIONS, RISE FOR YOU MASTER! LET YOUR EVIL SHINE!
This must be a muggle equivalent to floo powder!
STOP IT RASPUTIN.
Hey look! It’s a Green Lantern! Hehe. Hehehe. Heh.
*sighs to self in loneliness*
*cries into her Aya plush fabric*
SO IT BEGINS. THE GREAT BATTLE OF OUR TIME.