I will burn the heart out of you.

(Source: vardaesque)

dexstarrofearth:

xchickengirlx:

“So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”

sobs hysterically

lolzpicx:

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

xglitterbabyx:

deduction-to-seduction:

bookjunkie26:

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

ITS BACK!

Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.

Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME

WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON

THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST

I’M GONNA FUCKING

I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN

gimme-souls:

lickypickystickyme:

The Levitating Wireless Computer Mouse “The Bat” by Kibardin Design.
A set that consists of a base - mouse pad and floating mouse with magnet ring .

One of the goals of this product is to prevent and treat Carpal tunnel syndrome.

The Bat, eh?

(Source: skillfultrap)

Kyoshi Warriors @ SakuraCon

(Source: irohsquared)